I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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