He felt like a one man threesome
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
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I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
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My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra