if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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