and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
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Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
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I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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