yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
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she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
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i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
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