At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
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I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
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While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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