She announced her abortion via fbk
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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