He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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