Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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