I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
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