? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
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Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
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Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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