nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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