omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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