THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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