So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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