I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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