You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Less talking, more tequila
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
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