so that wasnt chicken after all
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
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why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
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she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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