I can tuck mytits in my pants
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
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i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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