so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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