You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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