I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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