Hey man sorry I got all grabby
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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