It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
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