Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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