i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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