WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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