I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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