I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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