oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
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My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
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Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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