I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
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That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
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I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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