Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
you didnt know i had herpes?
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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