just come out here and I will go home with you...
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Randomize
