whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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