My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
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So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
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Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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