She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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