with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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You're earring is so big in my mouth
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
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We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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