You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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