I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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