i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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