this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
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I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
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Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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