also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
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took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
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Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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