i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Randomize
