hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
You did what with his pubic hair?
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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