I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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