I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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