Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
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people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
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I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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