: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
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when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
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I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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