also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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