I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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