maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
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You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
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For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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