you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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