there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Found your dick twin last night
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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