In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
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i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
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You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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