it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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