my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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