Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
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There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
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I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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