Just cropdusted the office
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
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things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
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We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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